Just so you know, I didn’t meet a man who used lotion until I was 31. Don’t give up.
cool senior high school
23/f/bk
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2023-06-09
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2023-04-19
Everyone on jeopardy tonight is hot. Nice.
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2023-03-25
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2023-03-24
Just learned that SUP actually stands for sexy unique paddleboarding
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2023-03-21
(via d0gbl0g)
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2023-03-16
[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this
(via spongebobssquarepants)
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2023-03-13
Wild that there are two shrimp emojis
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2023-03-12
“All my life I’ve thought that the first time I had sex with someone it would be something special, and maybe even painful, but it turned out to be just part of the freaky, way out, forever pattern”
Hell yea
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Ok the second time she tries drugs- the first time she CONSENTS to doing drugs, one of her little high school friends injects sp*ed intr*venously?? Okay… it really happens that fast, huh?
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I don’t ~get~ c*ldplay
